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I am sad to Say that Exams are Coming. Too soon. So I am back to reading those bulky notes, completing my remaining submissions, so now the Nightmare life begins, Don’t think wrong I am just lazy about my studies, but i wish Fun like Diwali vacation.

Okay, so I haven’t been so productive during my vacation, but that is okay - a holiday is not meant to be productive. You see, I found a site with online games - and I am now addicted. I never really played many games online, so these games are new to me. But I can see myself playing a lot of them during the next Sem.

Accidently found them because my younger Card Game over and sat at my computer to play casino games. He is a big fan of Poker, and he even has a poker game on her cell phone. He decided that it was his duty to show me the Sports games that he played as a child, and he spent the next couple hours showing me games like Nordic Winter Sports, and 3D Superball.

That was bad news for me.

Now, I am hooked. Whenever I have a free minute, I’ll online to play a game or two. Hopefully, this will not affect my studies, but I will have to see. That being said, I need to get some more Fun in before Exams begin - I think I will stay up a little longer to play a game or two…

After watching the test match, I feel some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED ) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE : If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

Bhajji hearing @ PROCTOR — live report

Proctor : so u have called Symonds a monkey ???

Harbhajan(to himself.. if I tell them the truth they will ban me. So I better shut my mouth) To Proctor: no sir, I haven’t called Symonds a monkey. I just pointed out a monkey to him which was playing in the stands.

Ponting : it’s a lie sir, there are no monkeys other than Symonds … oops !!! other than we players here in the ground

Sachin(adjusting his …) : yea, there was a monkey sitting in the stands and that’s y I was hitting the ball towards it to shoo it away, in the mean time I completed my 150.

Bucknor: (more…)

Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 75 and 80 years old, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket, like they do every day.Sachin turns to Sourav and says, “Do you think there’s cricket in heaven?” Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, (more…)

1) What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.

2) Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
In Advertisements.

3) When would Nehra have 100 runs against his name?
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