Fun, Facts, Masti and Latest Updates

>Kam jara jasta ahe, dar release la vatata.
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>Bhar dupari review houn “design” manat sathata. !
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>Tari bota chalat rahatat.. Doka chalet nahi.
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>RADAR madhe major defects shivya kahich disat nahi.!!
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>Titkyat kuthun ek mail inbox madhe yeto.
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>Release date 2 divsanni postpone karun jato. !!!
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>Mouse unad mula sarkha sairavaira palat rahato.
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>BB, forwards, song ani winamp madhe jau pahato.. !!!!
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>Coding sampun testing cha suru hoto punha khel..
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>Documentation sampta sampta yeun thepte release chi wel. !!!!
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>Chakka dolyansamore sagala code achanak chalu lagato…
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>  UAT madhe tarihi kuthun defect yeto. ?????

Manus: Ao doctor, daat kadhayache kiti rupaye?
Doctor: hajar rupaye..
Manus: tumchyaaaayla, ek minitachya kamache hajar rupaye?!!!!
Doctor: Maag thick ahe, mi ekach daat diwasbhar, halu halu kadhin…. chalel ka?
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Sakali don mitra bhettat….

ek mitra: are kaal ratri tu lai daru pyayla hotas raav…
dusra: tula kay mahit?… ulat kaal ratri aapan bus madhye hoto tenvha… ti mhatari bai bus madhye chadhli ani mi seat varun uthoon, tila basayala jaga dili ki….
pahila: ho na mhanunach……… ti mhatari bus madhye ali tenvha, bus madhye aapan doghach hoto.
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Eka sardara kade 2 gayi asatat
pan tyatali faqt ekach gay dodh dete
doosaru ka nahi

karan doosari GOGAL GAY asate

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Salesman:- Saheb changla product aanalay.Paha tari ekada.
Manus:- Kay aanalay?
Salesman:- Shaeb tumachya kade mungya yet asatil, tar tyasathi Mungyanchi powder aahe..
Manus:- Ho, aamachya kade mungya aahet. Pan aamhi tyanche fajil laad nahi karat nahi

Mitra ani maitrin hotel madhye jatat:

Mitra: Kay ghenar?

Maitrin: tu je gheshil tech ghein.

Mitra maag vetar la bolavto……
Mitra: vetor, idhar aav, don vada-sambar ani don chaha.

Maitrin: a vetor, mala pan don vada-sambar ani don chaha.

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Ek manus desai-bandhu aambevale yanchya kade jato:

Manus: aho mala paayri amba dya..

Desai: payri samplet… hapus ghya..

Manus: aho pan mala paayri cha vaas lai aavadto..

Desai: ao maag hapus gheun ja ani don diwas jinyat theva….. tyaala payri cha vaas lagel.

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Ekda ek manu Gangubai kade jato, ani daar vaajavto…. knock knock..

Gangubai ( gharatun ): Kon?

Manus: Mi.

Gangubai: Mi???? Mi kon?

Manus: Tu Gangubai.

He he… typical marathi girl quotes.

- Watratach aahe mela

- Hee kon baya?

- Chal na re!
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Here are a FEW yes… just a FEW characteristics… of a MARATHI GIRLFRIEND

1. She gets really angry if you introduce her as your Girlfriend.

2. She starts singing “jana-gana-mana” loud, if you put your arm around
her in public.
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