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De-Morgan’s Law,

Binomial Avenue,

United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around you

A newspaper ran a contest asking it’s readers to write two lines.The first line should be most romantic but the second line should be the least romantic.Here are a few replies they got.

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “go to hell ”

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

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Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face
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Letter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
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Dear Sweetheart,

I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband,
Allen.

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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
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Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items too….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

1. Spread rose petals all over the bedroom.
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2. What could be more classic than a fine gold locket with your photo inside? (Maybe a photo of the two of you.)
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3. Bring home one small, unexpected gift each week.

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4. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt love letter. Most adults haven’t written a love letter since high school. (Why not? Have we lost our youthful idealism, or have we just gotten lazy?)
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