Fun, Facts, Masti and Latest Updates

De-Morgan’s Law,

Binomial Avenue,

United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around you

A newspaper ran a contest asking it’s readers to write two lines.The first line should be most romantic but the second line should be the least romantic.Here are a few replies they got.

———————————————————————
My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “go to hell ”

———————————————————————

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

———————————————————————
Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face
(more…)

1. Spread rose petals all over the bedroom.
_____________________________________

2. What could be more classic than a fine gold locket with your photo inside? (Maybe a photo of the two of you.)
_____________________________________

3. Bring home one small, unexpected gift each week.

_____________________________________

4. Write a classic, romantic, passionate, handwritten, heartfelt love letter. Most adults haven’t written a love letter since high school. (Why not? Have we lost our youthful idealism, or have we just gotten lazy?)
(more…)

If Aamir Khan Did Not Make Taare Zameen Par: A Movie Un-Review

If you want to know how good Taare is, just go to your nearest theater and watch the people coming out after the show. The cacophony that surrounds a crowd exiting a theater will be missing. Some would be walking in slow motion. Some would look petrified. At least thats what happened in the theater I went to. Not a single soul was talking after the movie, probably because what everyone saw on screen was not fiction, but a semi-biography of his/her own life. In fact, the normally rowdiest gang in a theatre (ie my friends and I) that is uber vocal at the end of a film left the theater in pin drop silence. The first thing we said to each other -Aamir Bhai has done it again.
Indeed, Aamir Khan had done it again. I have a gut feeling that Taare would change people like no other movie has previously done.
I know only Aamir can make a film like Taare. But let us assume he did not make it (dream on!). What would the film have been like?

If Karan Johar made Taare
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kids mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchan as the kids dad.
Amitabh Bachchan as the school principal (who cares if the role is ultra minute, he can afford it).
It would be shot in New York to appeal to the NRI audience.
The story line would obviously be different. SRK would fall for the dyslexic kids mom. The last scene would have the mom running to the teacher rather than the kid. And again, like in so many other movies, SRK would get someone elses girl.
It would have one dance number.
The film would be titled Kuch Taare Zameen Par.
If Sanjay Leela Bhansali made Taare
(more…)

If a store is open for 24 hours, why does it have locks on the doors?
If water has oxygen in it, why can you drown from loss of air?
If aliens are of high intelligence, why do they adduct the stupid ones?
If hamburgers are made of beef, why are they called hamburgers?
Why cant an ‘A’ look like an ‘A’ but still be called a ‘D’?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If this is a free country, then why does everything cost so much?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why does the pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?