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Binomial Avenue,

United States of Matrices.

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around you

1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!

3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.

5. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.

6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.

7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.

11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.

14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.

17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.

18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.

19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .

20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.

21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

When you hear the word “debt consolidation,” what is the first thing that comes into your mind? From word debt itself, you may think of it as something that is easy to get into but difficult to get out of. Before we give the definition of debt consolidation, let us discuss first how a person gets into debt. We simply can say that it is a way of life. Governments, multinational corporations, small businesses, families, and individuals have all come to accept debt as normal.

Pride often creates debt, and debt creates strain. Strain leads to other difficulties. So how does one live in a world that is debt oriented and, at the same time, stay out of debt? Credit cards can be easily acquired. Over the spectrum from loan sharks to respectable banking institutions, there are millions of successful, aggressive persons who are in the business of selling money.

Many formulas exist to define an acceptable ratio of debt to income. But these vary so much that many have little meaning. For instance, some economists feel that a family may comfortably allocate 30% of gross income to pay for shelter. This is for mortgage payments or rent. However, this formula may not be feasible for the very poor. So, general formulas are often too vague. The whole problem of debt control is better considered on a personal level.

Debt Management
Debt management is the key to a positive outlook on debts. First, you should establish a working relationship with a reputable bank. Second, you must know how to pay off your debts in some organized way. For example, a bank may suggest a “debt consolidation” loan.
The word “debt” means the amount of money or something of value that is borrowed from a person referred to as a debtor. Usually, a debt that is borrowed carries some type of penalty along with the payback such as an interest, or service. On the other hand, “consolidation” means the combining of separate companies, functional areas, or product lines, into a single one. It differs from a merger, in that a new entity is created in the consolidation.
Therefore, “debt consolidation” is the process of bringing all debts together and then paying them through a single loan, or simply replacing multiple loans with a single loan. It is a strategy often used by consumers to better manage their debt problems. Instead of paying off several separate bills each month, a consumer consolidates his debts with a financial institution to arrange for one lower monthly payment extending over a period of time.

Debt management includes the ability to reject them. But if it is really a need and you decided to pay it through consolidation, then be sure to consider the interest rate and the length of time over which the consolidated debt is to be repaid. It may usually mean smaller payments over a longer period of time; but you should not be tempted to use the debt consolidation to borrow “more” money.

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” the frustrated student blurted out.
“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”
The professor stared at the student without saying a word. “Physics saves lives,” he finally continued, “because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.”

An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

All the females in the class wrote:
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

Punctuation is powerful!!