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Customer: “How fast will my COM ports go?”
Tech Support: “How hard can you throw your computer?” ___________________________________________________
Customer: “Hello, I have a problem. My name is John Smith.”
Tech Support: “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you with that problem.”
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Customer: “When I touch the sound card board at the back of my PC, I can feel electric current.”
Tech Support: “Then don’t touch it.”
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Customer: “What’s the fastest way to move 500 megabytes of data daily from Santa Cruz to Los Angeles?”
Tech Support: “Fed Ex.”
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Customer: “I can’t get loaded!”
Tech Support: “Try stronger drinks.”
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Customer: “Can I ask you a really stupid question?”
Tech Support: “Yes. And history will bear me out on that.”
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Student: “How do I make a paper longer?”
Consultant: “You write more.”

Written by Sujay in category Computers, Fun, Jokes