Difference between Men and Women

TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.






NOW TWO MEN TALKING

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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.

Written by Sujay in category Fun, Jokes, Men, Women

21 Responses to “Difference between Men and Women”

  1. Leo Says:

    It’s funny because its true!

  2. mimi Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious XDXD

  3. kate Says:

    ’cause like OMG women are SO flighty since they talk about haircuts. Fuck off and die.

  4. Pirate ATTAK Says:

    you know its a joke it isn’t every freakin woman or man so just laugh and move on please!

  5. Rhonda Says:

    kate needs to take a xanax.

  6. Junkatron Says:

    Me thinks Kate is a raging feminist lesbian that can only laugh at a joke if it’s derogatory to men.

  7. Ass Says:

    Yeah, because men really act like that. I’m sorry but if one of my friends gets a haircut I can be like “Damn, I wish I could do such and such to my hair”.

  8. fu Says:

    10+10=20
    That’s not funny and it’s true.

  9. bp Says:

    I think Kate’s a b***h

  10. Tristan Says:

    that’s so true and i notice it all the time

  11. Emma Says:

    Kate should stop being such a joke nazi!

  12. Reason Says:

    Kate’s immature
    ass - i am the same!
    fu’s a dick who takes stuff too seriously

  13. David Says:

    Kate’s PMSing, I see.

    The jokes funny because it’s true, like Leo says.

  14. TheGabe Says:

    Kate dearest, it’s just as offensive to men, see, because men aren’t really all like that.
    Now I don’t wish to confuse your pretty head, but there’s such a thing as 5exism against men too!
    Ain’t that great?

    Anyway funny joke :)

  15. Sunrise Reaper Says:

    yes it true
    and kate i hate you
    look what you have started
    i hate you

  16. Jackson A Says:

    Kate, shut the **** up and get back in the kitchen.

  17. Prabhuling Says:

    If u put two women in one Cell, no single second is calm around. If u put 60,000 men in same Cell, U need to think they speak.

  18. Slrman Says:

    Yes, Kate, women are so flighty when all they care about is hair, clothes, and makeup. If that bothers you, maybe you are guilty. Try having a life and thinking about something important, like the NFL. NASCAR, or boxing. LMAO

  19. frequency Says:

    that good stuff .. why do women talk sooooooooooo much ..
    do any one have answer to that >

  20. suman Says:

    very true

  21. riya Says:

    all women r not da same

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