TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:00 pm
It’s funny because its true!
March 31st, 2008 at 3:31 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA hilarious XDXD
April 1st, 2008 at 8:30 am
’cause like OMG women are SO flighty since they talk about haircuts. Fuck off and die.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:58 am
you know its a joke it isn’t every freakin woman or man so just laugh and move on please!
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:37 pm
kate needs to take a xanax.
April 4th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Me thinks Kate is a raging feminist lesbian that can only laugh at a joke if it’s derogatory to men.
April 5th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Yeah, because men really act like that. I’m sorry but if one of my friends gets a haircut I can be like “Damn, I wish I could do such and such to my hair”.
April 5th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
10+10=20
That’s not funny and it’s true.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
I think Kate’s a b***h
April 14th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
that’s so true and i notice it all the time
April 15th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Kate should stop being such a joke nazi!
April 15th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Kate’s immature
ass - i am the same!
fu’s a dick who takes stuff too seriously
April 15th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Kate’s PMSing, I see.
The jokes funny because it’s true, like Leo says.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Kate dearest, it’s just as offensive to men, see, because men aren’t really all like that.
Now I don’t wish to confuse your pretty head, but there’s such a thing as 5exism against men too!
Ain’t that great?
Anyway funny joke
April 17th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
yes it true
and kate i hate you
look what you have started
i hate you
April 19th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Kate, shut the **** up and get back in the kitchen.
April 25th, 2008 at 6:03 am
If u put two women in one Cell, no single second is calm around. If u put 60,000 men in same Cell, U need to think they speak.
April 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Yes, Kate, women are so flighty when all they care about is hair, clothes, and makeup. If that bothers you, maybe you are guilty. Try having a life and thinking about something important, like the NFL. NASCAR, or boxing. LMAO
April 30th, 2008 at 3:20 am
that good stuff .. why do women talk sooooooooooo much ..
do any one have answer to that >
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:39 am
very true
May 9th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
all women r not da same