Top reasons that computers must be male

Here are the top reasons that computers must be male;

14. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

13. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

12. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

11. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody’s home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

Written by Sujay in category Computers, Fun, Jokes, Men

One Response to “Top reasons that computers must be male”

  1. Bipin Says:

    It always hangs when any hot picture appear on screen or whenever you surf any hot website, automatically starts to open multiple link related to that website. as its microprocessors gets hotten up….

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