A newspaper ran a contest asking it’s readers to write two lines.The first line should be most romantic but the second line should be the least romantic.Here are a few replies they got.
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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell ”
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
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Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies !
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:08 am
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April 6th, 2008 at 9:55 am
It sounds good, I love the simplicity. Your posts are easy as a pie and really attractive at the same time.