More Marathi Jokes

Manus: Ao doctor, daat kadhayache kiti rupaye?
Doctor: hajar rupaye..
Manus: tumchyaaaayla, ek minitachya kamache hajar rupaye?!!!!
Doctor: Maag thick ahe, mi ekach daat diwasbhar, halu halu kadhin…. chalel ka?
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Sakali don mitra bhettat….

ek mitra: are kaal ratri tu lai daru pyayla hotas raav…
dusra: tula kay mahit?… ulat kaal ratri aapan bus madhye hoto tenvha… ti mhatari bai bus madhye chadhli ani mi seat varun uthoon, tila basayala jaga dili ki….
pahila: ho na mhanunach……… ti mhatari bus madhye ali tenvha, bus madhye aapan doghach hoto.
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Eka sardara kade 2 gayi asatat
pan tyatali faqt ekach gay dodh dete
doosaru ka nahi

karan doosari GOGAL GAY asate

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Salesman:- Saheb changla product aanalay.Paha tari ekada.
Manus:- Kay aanalay?
Salesman:- Shaeb tumachya kade mungya yet asatil, tar tyasathi Mungyanchi powder aahe..
Manus:- Ho, aamachya kade mungya aahet. Pan aamhi tyanche fajil laad nahi karat nahi

Written by Sujay in category Fun, Jokes, Marathi Masti

3 Responses to “More Marathi Jokes”

  1. swagy Says:

    he jokes khupach chan aahetttttttttttttt

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    just because we are bhaktimargees n accomomdative maharashtra under avaracious politicians has become an ashtray

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