Virginity is like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who runs in front of car get tyred.
Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch a5s should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties are not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midgets.